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Friday, March 6, 2009

The Indestructable Rasputin

DON'T GIVE MY SPANISH TEACHER COFFEE. EVER.
Have you ever seen a hyper teacher? Well, don't give my Spanish teacher coffee. She already thinks she's a "gangsta" and says things like "simma down naow." So she was pretty much crazy when she had too much caffeine today. She's also probably the best teacher ever.

In Challenge (this random class that teaches you things you really don't need to know about for like, three years) we're learning about Russia. Well, we were talking about Nicholas I and the topic of Rasputin came up. He was having a huge effect on the way Russia was run, so some prince decided to kill him. First he poisoned him with enough poison to "kill many men instantly" in the form of tea sandwiches, tea, and wine. Fail. Then he tried shooting him in the back. FAIL. Eventually he was chased into the courtyard by three guys and shot a bunch of times. F-A-I-L. So they shoved him in a river.
Cause of death: Drowning.

Rasputin is impervious to poison and bullets when he's not busy praying I guess.

Woo, we're almost done the plane! (For the Science Olympiad competition.)

P.S. Check out TH4TS R4NDOM, a blog I'm now writing for.

Well, until something interesting happens ta-ta.
Alison


look! isa kitty!!> =^,,^=

2 comments:

Kat said...

AHHHH, Weaver. She's such a wacko. But I love her. So much better than Schatzy Watzy. XD
RASPUTIN FTW.
Not really. Oh, and I told my momma about Rasputin, and she said he's SATAN.
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Good luck at Sci Oly. ^.^

Kat said...

Oh, and
SIMMA DOWN NAO.
SIMMA' DOWN.